Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt, Funny Skeleton Baker Tee, Dark Humor Baking Shirt, Gift for Baker, Halloween Baking
Price range: $31.23 through $45.00
Ships in 2–5 business days · Delivery in 3–8 business days after it ships*
* Estimates only — actual times may vary by destination, season, and carrier.
Description
Some people meditate. Some people run. Some people make a very aggressive batch of dinner rolls. A sweet little apron-wearing skeleton with a rolling pin, for the bakers with a dark side and a light crumb.
Light, lived-in, and quietly bold — this garment-dyed tee wears like an old favorite from the first day. A playful, slightly spooky baking illustration sits front and center: a skull-headed baker in a ruffled apron clutching a rolling pin, surrounded by warm, hand-drawn lettering and speckles. The muted, softened color from post-construction dyeing gives the print a vintage feel that blends with the heavyweight, relaxed cut. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to grin at the small, strange pleasures in life — baking late-night cookies, hosting a cozy autumn gathering, or wandering a farmer’s market with a coffee in hand. Comfortable enough for long shifts at the oven, but stylish enough to wear out for errands or a low-key hangout. The look reads nostalgic, a little macabre, and perfectly lived-in.
Made to fit into everyday routines, it complements layered fall outfits, casual kitchen aprons, or a cardigan thrown over shoulders for an evening of friends and pie. Call it subtle storytelling you can wear — familiar fabrics, softened colors, and a design that says you love warm kitchens and weird little humor.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
– Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, softened color and texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting construction
– Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label and availability in many colors
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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Shipping & Returns
Most Bake-Keeper merch is personalized or made to order, produced after you purchase — please allow extra production time on top of shipping.
Because it's made specifically for you, personalized merch is final sale, except for items that arrive defective, damaged, or wrong. If that happens, contact us and we'll make it right.
For full shipping timelines and our complete ordering, shipping and returns policy, see Ordering, Shipping & Returns.
Frequently Asked Questions
Most Bake-Keeper merch is made to order after you purchase, so please allow a little production time before it ships — you'll find our current estimate listed above, near the Add to Cart button. In-stock, non-personalized items typically ship faster.
Delivery time is separate from production time and depends on your shipping method and location. You'll see our current delivery estimate listed above, near the Add to Cart button — add that to the shipping estimate for the full order-to-doorstep timeline. Orders shipping outside the continental US may take longer.
We double-check everything before it ships, but mistakes can happen. If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery with a photo and your order number, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Because most items enter production quickly, we can only accommodate cancellations or changes — size, color, personalization, address — within a short window after purchase. Contact us as soon as possible and we'll do what we can before it goes into production.
For apparel, check the sizing chart in the product description before ordering — Bake-Keeper tees and hoodies run true to size unless noted, and if you're between sizes we generally recommend sizing up. Sizing doesn't apply to items like mugs, tote bags, or other kitchen goods.
Care instructions vary by product and are noted in the product description where applicable — apparel, for example, is generally best washed cold and tumble dried low (or hung to dry) to protect the print. Following the specific instructions for your item will help it last.
Select items offer personalization, like a name, initials, or custom text. Where that's available, you'll see a personalization field right on the product page before you add it to your cart — please double-check spelling and details before ordering, since personalized items are made specifically for you.
We're happy to talk about larger orders for events, gifts, or groups. Contact us with the item(s), quantities, and your timeline, and we'll let you know what's possible — larger orders may need extra production time.
Your satisfaction matters to us. If something isn't right, reach out within 14 days of delivery and we'll work with you on a replacement, exchange, or refund, where applicable — personalized and made-to-order items are reviewed case by case, since they can't be resold.

















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